I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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