i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The ass gains better be worth it
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