It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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