But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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