white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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