Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
operation have a gay friend backfired
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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