Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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