I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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