they need to just BURY HIM!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm always down for nudity.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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