I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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