Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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