bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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