I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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