I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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