Your tits are I can't wait for
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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