They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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