I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The best revenge is premature balding
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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