doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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