1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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