I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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