There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Randomize
