Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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