Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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