so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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