Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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