Church boner. Awkwardddd
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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