Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
