Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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