these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
