how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You need Xanax blowdarts
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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