why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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