so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Randomize
