when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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