Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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