You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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