And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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