..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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