my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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