Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
