So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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