Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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