IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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