yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
you inspire me to be a worse person
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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