Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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