Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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