i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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