I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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