That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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