Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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