found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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